Now, I don't consider myself especially misogynist or sexist, but there's no way in hell I'd vote for something that looks like it just crawled in from the latest George Romero movie. Not that I'd vote for Hillary Clinton anyway, but, well...
Hillary's so ugly, she makes Angela Merkel look sexy; and Angela Merkel should never be made to look sexy. Never.
I mean, why can't we be more like the Ukraine?
Sure, they're still overrun by Soviets who refuse to die. And, sure, their leaders often get poisoned and disfigured by the KGB. But, until that happens again (and I'm keeping my fingers crossed), their Prime Minister is fucking hot.
I'm sure she could negotiate a peace settlement in the Middle East, if ya know what I mean. Incidentally, much like a porn star, she has a website with a vast "photo" section.
Unlike John Edwards, she can also fix her hair and not look gay. Or, rather, if she looks gay, it's because she might end her interview and make out with a hot Ukrainian chick. You know, the good kind of gay.
She makes a nice-looking brunette, too. Which shows that she's not one-sided or stubborn, that she's politically flexible and willing to adapt to changing circumstances. Oh, if only she were American, I'd...
...vote Tymoshenko!
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Hells yes. Us Ukrainians have, are, and always will be the hottest things on this planet.
-Yari aka dragon1234178
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After 5000 years of cave man sleep, men are finally waking up to the fact that women can do one helluva good job in politics. Let's hope more men wake up and put more women in positions of political power.
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